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Saturday, June 12, 2021

"Black Bargain"

 by Robert Bloch 

Originally published Weird Tales May 1942

Our Narrator works at a drug store as a pharmacist and soda jerk.  Mostly the latter.  And he hates his job.  One evening a sinister-looking dude shows up and has him put together some very suspicious stuff - aconite, belladonna, etc.  And asks his to to put it on his account.  Being in a sever state of not-giving-a-shit, o.n. complies.

Three days later Mr. Sinister, who's real name is Fritz Gulther, shows up dressed to the nines and pays his bill.  And invites o.n. for a drink.  There, o.n. tells him he knows what he's up to - black magic!!  No no no no no sez Fritz - its just medieval-type chemical recipes.  And he's used them to create a brilliant formula that netted him a great job at Newsohm, a chemical corp, and would o.n. like a gig as his secretary?  All of this is going promisingly till o.n. notices something odd - Fritz's shadow on the wall seems to be independent of him - it doesn't move with or quite match its originator.  When o.n. mentions this, Frtz threatens to bash his skull in.

But, Fritz is back the next day, apologizing and offering the job again.  He insists, insists he's not practicing black magic.  O.n. agrees to the job offer.  But again he notices Fritz's shadow ain't right.

Next day, o.n. goes to Gulther's office and finds a copy of De Vermis Mysteriis.  Gulther fesses up: yes he used black magic to get ahead, and yes he knows about the independent shadow.  And its growing more powerful.

As they talk, the shadow takes the place of Gulther.  O.n. shoots Gulther, but all that is left is an empty suit of clothes.

This little Bloch tale is more characteristic of Unknown, or for that matter, The Twilight Zone, then WT.  But nevertheless Bloch was a name by 1942, so his byline was good for sales.  This is Bloch in his mature mode; a lot of humor, a lot of misanthropy (I'm not sure Bloch wrote much after 1940 that didn't disparage current trends in fashion, slang, music and deportment - the old sourpuss!  And he was only 25 when he wrote this!), some dark and criminal doings, and (sometimes) elements of the supernatural.  There's nothing remotely Lovecrafty here, but the tale's done with gusto and it shows Bloch hadn't forgotten ol' Ludvig Prinn.  




"Death Is An Elephant"

 

by Robert Bloch 

Originally published Weird Tales February 1939

Our narrator works for the Stellar Bros. Circus.  Times being hard, the owner and o.n. go on a cruise trip to Asia in search of rare talent to bring in as star attractions for the show.  They come back with the Rajah of Jadhore, a little postage stamp in the Malaysia area (remember, 1930's maps) and his Sacred White Elephant.  And the High Priestess of the Temple of Ganesha who looks after the Sacred White Elephant.

Now the Rajah is a modern guy who wears suits with his turban, but the High Priestess is traditional to the core, and really weird, and smokin' hot.  And the Sacred White Elephant is actually silvery gray, seems to have an intelligence that's better than animal cunning, and hard-on against the world.  

And the Rajah has a warning.  The elephant, an incarnation of the god Ganesha, has a much darker side.  The roots of Ganesha lie in a much darker entity - Chaugnar Faun in Tibet, Tsathoggua in prehistoric times.  He's bad news, and the circus folks better watch it.

Well, bad luck starts hitting the circus and people start dying left and right.  And the Rajah confesses its the doing of the SWE and the High Priestess.  Finally having enough, he sacrifices himself to take them both out - spectacularly.  In the ring, of course!

A minor but fun bit of tongue-in-cheek horror from Mr. Bloch.  Interestingly, this one was missed by Lin Carter in the days when he put together the almost-definitive Mysteries of the Worm collection of Bloch's Cthulhu stories - perhaps because it was published under the psuedonym Nathan Hindin.  It's actually a sequel to an earlier (and better) Stellar Bros. Circus story, "Fangs of Vengeance", also published as by Hindin.  

In any case, this is no major loss to MoW, as its nothing too special as a story and any Mythosery is pretty minor.  It is certainly the only place I've ever seen Tsathoggua and Chaugnar Faun described as the same being, but Bloch always did play fast and loose with the arcana (and good for him, say I!).